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I'm more than one tenth of the way through this book, and the only characters I've already heard of that I've seen so far are Bilbo, Frodo, and Gandalf. WHERE IS LEGOLAS? (Oh, and Aragorn ((who is supposedly awesome)) and Galadriel.)

— May 27, 2015 02:01PM

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I've decided to make this my reward for NaNo - for every part I finish, I get to read a chapter. Does this mean that I'll try to read 30 parts before working on my book again? Maaaaaybe....

Also, Sam's gaffer is named Ham. HAM. I don't know why that made me crack up... yes I do... HAM AND SAM!!!! XD (I am Sam. Sam I am... green eggs and ham!) Oh gravy. I'm a little loopy right now... I blame the SAT.

— Nov 08, 2015 07:13AM

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EOWYN!!!! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT.
And also...
Dear Merry,
People do not usually die from broken arms.
Love,
C.B.
P.S. GIVE ARAGORN A GIANT HUG FOR ME!!!!

— Jun 20, 2015 06:06AM

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Rebecca (Shieldmaiden) posted this in a gif war. And I couldn't help but steal it. ;)

— Jun 14, 2015 02:16PM

C.B. Cook is on page 545 of 1216

So Gandalf is back (as predicted) with surprisingly little reaction from Merry and Pippin, and we've met Treebeard, captured Saruman, met the King of Rohan, and Shadowfax, and Wormtongue, and Eowyn (please tell me not a love triangle!), and we've had more Gimli/Legolas/Aragorn awesomeness (I was soooo not expecting Gimli-awesomeness. And also the friendship between him and Legolas. <3)
BUT WHERE THE HAM IS FRODO????

— Jun 11, 2015 01:59PM

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I've made this so you can actually sing it. You're welcome.

This old man, he played one,
I don't think he's Saruman.
With a knick-knack patty-wack,
Give it to the elf,
This old man might be Gandalf.

*bows*

— Jun 10, 2015 01:58PM

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I positively do NOT like the way this is going. YOU IDIOTS!!!! HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD THERE'S POWER IN NUMBERS???? DON'T SPLIT UP!!!!! And also, I should probably be more depressed about Boromir "departing" (as the chapter heading states)... but I'm not.

— Jun 10, 2015 06:57AM

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I HAVE IT BACK!!!! *hugs book to chest* And now you shall not see me again for quite a while...

— Jun 09, 2015 05:48PM

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WELL. Galadriel, you have quite the wisdom.

— May 31, 2015 06:58PM

C.B. Cook is on page 337 of 1216

SPOILERS, OKAY?