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2 chapters left and Vader hasn’t even shown up yet 😭😭

— Jul 11, 2023 01:07PM

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Vader showed up, shook an angry fist at Luke, tripped over his cape after being shot by Leia, and then left ❤️

— Jul 11, 2023 01:44PM

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Luke 🤝🏻 Leia
Unable to swim

— Jul 11, 2023 12:21PM

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Luke istg please stop forgetting you have a glowing death stick you dumb blond himbo

— Jul 10, 2023 03:28PM

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Insane that early Star Wars you had to charge your lightsaber

“Oh sorry grievous I can’t fight you right now I’m conserving power for my fight against dooku. You understand”

— Jul 09, 2023 08:21PM

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The storm troopers having retirement funds was not on my Star Wars bingo card

— Jul 09, 2023 04:19PM

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Leia is a queen and Luke is never beating the baby girl allegations

— Jul 09, 2023 10:57AM

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It’s interesting to see what og Star Wars lore was before anything else. A kaiburr crystal vs a kyber crystal. Insane!

— Jul 09, 2023 07:36AM

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I just realized this was written between episode 4 & 5 so no one but Georgie knew they were twins and therefore I have to suffer Luke being horny for his sister

— Jul 08, 2023 11:29PM