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If Christian Enders were to write an Indiana Jones adventure story, he'd probably spend 2 minutes on Indy looking for some lost relic, and 578896532 hours on his weapon cleaning technique... 🙄
— Jul 06, 2023 01:55PM
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Ms. Smartarse
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Pre-battle banter be like:
"Perhaps now would be a good time to tell me about the mountain-goat princess? Just in case we don't get another chance?"
"Forget it. We're taking that story to the grave."
"Hopefully not today," mumbles Narvila.
— Jul 27, 2023 02:18AM
"Perhaps now would be a good time to tell me about the mountain-goat princess? Just in case we don't get another chance?"
"Forget it. We're taking that story to the grave."
"Hopefully not today," mumbles Narvila.
Ms. Smartarse
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"Have you ever tracked someone this long?"
"Aye, even for several weeks. The world's large, but as long as we find tracks and no dead body..."
"That's an uplifting outlook."
— Jul 25, 2023 11:51PM
"Aye, even for several weeks. The world's large, but as long as we find tracks and no dead body..."
"That's an uplifting outlook."
Ms. Smartarse
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What does it say about your writing style, when one of you better jokes is vomit-related? 🤔
Narvilla rips her facemask off and starts puking like no tomorrow.
"Sounds like an ogre fucking," she hears Mef say.
"I don't want to hear how you came by that knowledge," says Aiby.
"I think I'll too be vomiting soon," retorts Decanra.
— Jul 15, 2023 01:24PM
Narvilla rips her facemask off and starts puking like no tomorrow.
"Sounds like an ogre fucking," she hears Mef say.
"I don't want to hear how you came by that knowledge," says Aiby.
"I think I'll too be vomiting soon," retorts Decanra.
