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YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED to coffee when the first cup makes you sleepier. The second cup gets you back to where you were. The third cup gives you the gift of speech.
— Jun 27, 2023 08:58PM
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nathan
is on page 143 of 256
"Jersey has only really produced two true poets: Springsteen and Danzig. Songs are really poems put to music, and their verses have already stood the test of time. In fact they are probably more poignant than ever in a post-9/11 world."
"Hey, Howards scoffed. what about Bon Jovi? He's a
genius."
"That's party music. You don't listen to it for the words."
— Jun 28, 2023 05:00PM
"Hey, Howards scoffed. what about Bon Jovi? He's a
genius."
"That's party music. You don't listen to it for the words."

nathan
is on page 126 of 256
"Have you read a lot of books?" I asked her.
"Yes. I have read many books."
"Do you think any of them have changed your life?»
She shrugged.
"I suppose all of them have," Mrs. Angrywall offered with a shrug.
"But some are more important than others, right?"
— Jun 28, 2023 04:51PM
"Yes. I have read many books."
"Do you think any of them have changed your life?»
She shrugged.
"I suppose all of them have," Mrs. Angrywall offered with a shrug.
"But some are more important than others, right?"

nathan
is on page 121 of 256
Maybe if I had let that little girl read me the end of The Corduroy Road, I would have turned out a better person. It made me a little sad. Someday I could look for that book on eBay.
— Jun 28, 2023 04:50PM

nathan
is on page 78 of 256
There were dirty strips of red, orange, and yellow in the sky like a box of taco seasoning.
— Jun 28, 2023 01:38AM

nathan
is on page 39 of 256
I wanted to drink something sort of healthy so I made myself a cup of Sprite with ice. It has natural lemon and lime flavors.
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— Jun 27, 2023 05:00PM
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