Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* > Status Update

Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "I hate Biebs face. Seeing it makes me murderous (er, than I already am). You should use your stabby sticks on Gabe..... oh wait you don't have them because you chose to stay a coral. Go cut him accidentally then. "

I so hate his face too ... It really just begs to be punched.

I'm feeling the need to add a good tag line to my GR name. You guys have already taken the best ones. Any suggestions for me? [need not be mantis shrimp-related]

Hmmmm, it should be vicious though! How about *psychotic killing bubbles*, it spring-boards back to The Oatmeal but isn't exact... I also like "onetwothree DEATH!" Which is a direct quote.

Jess ❈Harbinger of Blood-Soaked Rainbows❈ wrote: "We are taking over the world!!!! Tadiana, you can start our on land chapter of world-domination and become an honorary peacock Mantis Shrimp Mermaid. In mammoth form, of course!

@Hannah, welcome..."

We need T-Shirts! "Mantis Shrimp Unite!"

Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "Hmmmm, it should be vicious though! How about *psychotic killing bubbles*, it spring-boards back to The Oatmeal but isn't exact... I also like "onetwothree DEATH!" Which is a direct quote."

I love, love, love that one!!!!!

i wonder if I could fit "thermonuclear bomb of light and beauty" into my name? Hmmm . . . it's a bit similar to Heather's. Still looking . . .

ETA: There's also "undersea nightmare" and "squirting out deliciousness."

I'd nix that last one, sounds like a bad erotica novel!

Eep--you're right! :p

*undersea nightmare* is good, however :)

Undersea nightmare rocks

Hannah (Vamp of Savannah) wrote: "We need T-Shirts! "Mantis Shrimp Unite!""

Or just get the pre-made one: http://shop.theoatmeal.com/products/a...

As for myself, I'm going to get a shirt that says, "My friends are horrible and I plan to throw them on the barbie with a little lime juice" because I'm pretty sure mantis shrimp are just as delicious as regular shrimp.

I'm not sure about that. Coloring like that makes me think it's probably poisonous.

Oh apparently it's not: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis_s...

The Chinese call it "the pissing shrimp." LOOL

Erica wrote: " I'm pretty sure mantis shrimp are just as delicious as regular shrimp."

Mantis shrimp are 6-12 inches long! Don't mess with ginormous shrimp with super-powered, super-speed claws.

I read your evil shirt wrong, Erica lol.... I was confused.

Erica wrote: "Hannah (Vamp of Savannah) wrote: "We need T-Shirts! "Mantis Shrimp Unite!""

Or just get the pre-made one: http://shop.theoatmeal.com/products/a...

As for myself, I'm g..."

Right under a pic of the Biebs that declares your never ending Bieber Fever.

Tadiana wrote: "Erica wrote: " I'm pretty sure mantis shrimp are just as delicious as regular shrimp."

Mantis shrimp are 6-12 inches long! Don't mess with ginormous shrimp with super-powered, super-speed claws."

Lol!! Right?! The Chinese are cray-cray!! I hope they don't keep them in tanks for people to pick out for dinner!! Onetwothree DEATH!!

I GOT DRUNK WITH SOME GIRLFRIENDS TONIGHT AND MISSED ALL OF THIS THREAD AND I AM SAD!

I love you all!! And Nenia, your new name is amazing and all hail our Queen Tadiana and I love you all and you guys rock and I will come back and reread this thread tomorrow when I am not seeing double.

Incidentally, I was posting about the mantis shrimp on one of my status updates and my friend Aimee shared this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj...

That was AWESOME!!

I posted that on Jessica's thread this morning! I love love love TrueFacts videos. So funny. The Owls one is my fav. Jessica said the Octopus was hers. I haven't watched that one yet

Jess, that sounds lovely. Hope you had fun! Love you all too!

You all had me thinking I'd definitely and finally lost it for a minute there. Half of my friends now have new names and profile pics, I thought I'd logged into a different account by mistake. And that reading The Duke & I was already affecting my grey cells.

Hehehe

Tadiana!!! I love it! Excellent leader name!!!

And heeheehee, Sarah!! I love yours too :)

Oh my god that video was amazing!

"If you are afraid of clowns, stay afraid. Stay very afraid."

Sarah, dont wory, everyone else thought they lost it too!

Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "Hmmmm, it should be vicious though! How about *psychotic killing bubbles*, it spring-boards back to The Oatmeal but isn't exact... I also like "onetwothree DEATH!" Which is a direct quote."


I was actually going to use that one!

Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "Tadiana!!! I love it! Excellent leader name!!!

And heeheehee, Sarah!! I love yours too :)"

Thank you, Karly! I want you to know that I worked very hard to achieve that alliteration--searching Wikipedia, the thesaurus, etc. Lol!

Ha! I love yours Sarah!!

Death. Blood. Dictatorship. Destruction. Monsters. Genghis Khan: do you guys have a doom and devastation theme going on or something? My poor (and very innocent) crustaceans are freaking out here.

oOSarahOo ☼my friends are all turning into crustaceans☼ wrote: "Death. Blood. Dictatorship. Destruction. Monsters. Genghis Khan: do you guys have a doom and devastation theme going on or something? My poor(and very innocent) crustaceans are freaking out here."

Yes, we are the sirens of the sea, beautiful but deadly Peacock Mantis Shrimp Mermaids, death and devastation be our name.

Sarah, have you read the Oatmeal.com page on mantis shrimp, linked in message #58? That will explain a lot about the nicknames in this group!

I may have to buy the poster version of this page. I showed it to my 13 y/o last night and he laughed for about half an hour.

Kristin ❋extols death with luminescent brilliance❋ wrote: "I love love love TrueFacts videos. So funny. The Owls one is my fav. Jessica said the Octopus was hers. I haven't watched that one yet"

Me, too! Me, too, Kristin - the owl is my favorite, especially since it rips out the eyes of wandering children. That's so awesome.
The octopus one is Noelle's favorite.
True Facts About the ______ is another thing I make my niece and nephew memorize because I want them to be well-rounded citizens.

Yes, we are the sirens of the sea, beautiful but deadly Peacock Mantis Shrimp Mermaids, death and devastation be our name.

This should go on our shirts!!

Tadiana *Dictator of Destructive Decapods* wrote: "Sarah, have you read the Oatmeal.com page on mantis shrimp, linked in message #58? That will explain a lot about the nicknames in this group!

I may have to buy the poster version of this page. I s..."

I showed it to CQ and he started crying he was laughing so hard!!

I started shrieking like a banshee and launched myself at CQ chanting "onetwothree DEATH!" (I'm so lucky I have a partner with a sense of humour)

Erica wrote: "Kristin ❋extols death with luminescent brilliance❋ wrote: "I love love love TrueFacts videos. So funny. The Owls one is my fav. Jessica said the Octopus was hers. I haven't watched that one yet"

M..."

You know, The Bit has seen a few of them, but we should really sit down and watch more.

Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "Yes, we are the sirens of the sea, beautiful but deadly Peacock Mantis Shrimp Mermaids, death and devastation be our name.

This should go on our shirts!!"

:P

Tadiana *Dictator of Destructive Decapods* wrote: "Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "Tadiana!!! I love it! Excellent leader name!!!

And heeheehee, Sarah!! I love yours too :)"

Thank you, Karly! I want you to know that I wor..."

Tadiana wins!! Best name hands down! :)

And why wouldn't she? She is our dictator after all ;)

But really, that alliteration is amazing, tadiana.

Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "And why wouldn't she? She is our dictator after all ;)

But really, that alliteration is amazing, tadiana."

This is all going to my head! Now you've got me thinking about ways in which to exercise my dictatorship. :D

You wouldn't want to cause a Peacock Mantis Shrimp mermaid mutiny, I'd be careful ;)

Tadiana, Sarah-- can I just say I love your new names more than a mantis shrimp loves fucking shit up? ;)

^^ That's a lot!

Tadiana *Dictator of Destructive Decapods* wrote: "Sarah, have you read the Oatmeal.com page on mantis shrimp, linked in message #58? That will explain a lot about the nicknames in this group!

I may have to buy the poster version of this page. I s..."

Thanks for the heads-up Tadiana, now I get it haha! This page is hilarious! No wonder you all came up with such cool names;)

Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "You wouldn't want to cause a Peacock Mantis Shrimp mermaid mutiny, I'd be careful ;)"

That's dictators for you. And she doesn't realize what she's up against. Onetwothree DEATH! Onetwothree DEATH!

I will be a benevolent dictator, and only tell you to do things you want to do anyway. "That author is using sock puppets! Attack! onetwothree DEATH!"

*snickers*

Sarah: Every time I see your name it fills me with delight :D (murderous delight)

Nenia *Genghis Khan soaked in sherbet* wrote: "Tadiana, Sarah-- can I just say I love your new names more than a mantis shrimp loves fucking shit up? ;)"

Hahahaha!

Let me tell you, I've been trying to imagine what Genghis Khan would look like soaked in sherbet ever since I saw your name this morning. Very disturbing experience. But very cool name^^

Tadiana *Dictator of Destructive Decapods* wrote: "I will be a benevolent dictator, and only tell you to do things you want to do anyway. "That author is using sock puppets! Attack! onetwothree DEATH!""

YES!!! This is perfect leadership, my liege!