Sof’s Reviews > Under the Whispering Door > Status Update

"What if across the top, written in bold letters (and in Comic Sans!) was a summation of Wallace Price's life that was less than flattering? 'HE DIDN'T DO A WHOLE LOT, BUT HE HAD NICE SUITS!' or, worse, 'NOT THAT GREAT, IF I'M BEING HONEST!'"

"The first time you share a tea, you are a stranger.
The second time you share a tea, you are an honored guest.
The third time you share a tea, you become family."