Vee’s Reviews > If We Were Villains > Status Update

YOUR work-study job is cleaning out fireplaces in your free time and accidentally eavesdropping on police. MY work-study job is creating promotional material and planning events to promote services from my university library. We are not the same.

I still believe Oliver and James have something going on. I get more chemistry btwn them than btwn Oliver and Meredith. And it’s for the best that they don’t get involved considering what happened to Richard

These people are so dumb lying to the police like y’all….you get caught you’re immediately more suspicious than if you told the entire slightly odd truth in the first place….Oliver you can’t trust anybody (unless of course, he’s being unreliable narrator to the reader which is also possible)

I was so hype for richard to finally kick it and you’re telling me he’s STILL ALIVE⁉️

IC KY………..ICKY IXKY ICKY NOOOOOOOO

I am revolted

“we can’t tell frederick of gwendolyn let’s just kick his ass” you are all idiots and you deserve whatever’s coming for ya

like seriously why had no one bothered to uh idk ask dick over here wtf is wrong with him….i feel like the teachers would love to know one of their students is bullying the rest……

see i was under the assumption that everyone in this group was at least a little queer (like in she-ra where no one says it but it’s true) but now they’re treating alexander like the token gay friend and there’s a bunch of drama w m/f couples and i’m like GUYS…NO….

listen all i’m getting from this book so far is a) i need to reread macbeth and b) i need to watch a college production of macbeth

um EXCUSE YOU…Macbeth’s tragic flaw is NOT ambition, it’s being a fucking idiot! And Lady Macbeth is not a villain….how dare you….she’s the more ambitious one….I am right and you’re all wrong.