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"Can you really cut off a penis?”
Exasperated, Jason shook his head and said, “Google it. That freeway idea wasn’t Abe’s. It’s been done.”
“Seriously?” Jason nodded. “Be right back.” Kristen hurried out of the room.
Turning back to Abe, Jason said, “So, what were we talking about?”
“Uh, Jase?”
“Yeah?”
“Did you just tell your sixteen-year-old daughter to go Google ‘cut penises’?”
— Apr 01, 2015 07:48PM
Exasperated, Jason shook his head and said, “Google it. That freeway idea wasn’t Abe’s. It’s been done.”
“Seriously?” Jason nodded. “Be right back.” Kristen hurried out of the room.
Turning back to Abe, Jason said, “So, what were we talking about?”
“Uh, Jase?”
“Yeah?”
“Did you just tell your sixteen-year-old daughter to go Google ‘cut penises’?”
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You know how hot this is? Well, the narration makes it SCORCHING. Holy. Shit.
— Dec 04, 2015 01:43PM
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Audio choice for today: Narrated by Ezekiel Robison. Happy early Birthday to me!
— Dec 04, 2015 01:01PM
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God, I love this scene! Abe doesn't know Jason is divorced and has to sit through a parent teach conference seething. Hahahaha
— Oct 20, 2015 04:55AM
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"If you ever even think about cheating,” Abe said, grinning disturbingly, “I’ll cut off your dick while you’re sleeping and throw it out the car window on the side of the freeway.”
Jason gaped.
“Uh, you were a little scary right there,” Kristen said. “I mean, not to me, but if I was my dad, I’d be scared."
— Apr 01, 2015 07:45PM
Jason gaped.
“Uh, you were a little scary right there,” Kristen said. “I mean, not to me, but if I was my dad, I’d be scared."
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"Awww,” Abe said with chuckle. “Aren’t you sweet?”
“Yes. Now let’s finish up in here.” He stepped out of the spray, groped his semihard dick, and shook it at Abe. “I’m ready for the next round.”
“Wow.” Abe moved under the water and got his hair wet. “And they say romance is dead.”
“You want romance or you want my ass wrapped around your cock?”
Abe decided romance was overrated.
— Apr 01, 2015 07:28PM
“Yes. Now let’s finish up in here.” He stepped out of the spray, groped his semihard dick, and shook it at Abe. “I’m ready for the next round.”
“Wow.” Abe moved under the water and got his hair wet. “And they say romance is dead.”
“You want romance or you want my ass wrapped around your cock?”
Abe decided romance was overrated.
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“You’re a wet dream come to life. The sweetest, most patient man on earth, like a damn angel. Until the clothes come off, and then you’re filthy and sexy and so damn horny you make my balls ache.” He rubbed his palms over his eyes. “Christ. You’d tempt a monk, Abe, and I’m about the furthest thing possible from one. No, I don’t want you to leave, but why on earth would you want to stay?"
— Apr 01, 2015 06:59PM
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Jason cleared his throat and tried to look serious. “What do we suck at?”
“Talking.”
He reared back. “We talk.”
“We do,” Abe agreed. “But not about everything we should.”
“Fine.” Jason sighed dramatically. “If you feed me and get naked and wet with me, I’m willing to suffer through a conversation.”
“You really are a giver,” Abe said sarcastically.
— Apr 01, 2015 06:44PM
“Talking.”
He reared back. “We talk.”
“We do,” Abe agreed. “But not about everything we should.”
“Fine.” Jason sighed dramatically. “If you feed me and get naked and wet with me, I’m willing to suffer through a conversation.”
“You really are a giver,” Abe said sarcastically.
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"I wasn’t trying to be an asshole,” Jason said.
“It’s okay. I know you can’t help it.”
“Screw off.”
“That remorse didn’t last long.”
“Whatever.”
“Very grown-up response,” Angela said.
— Apr 01, 2015 06:25PM
“It’s okay. I know you can’t help it.”
“Screw off.”
“That remorse didn’t last long.”
“Whatever.”
“Very grown-up response,” Angela said.
