Ava’s Reviews > Dracula > Status Update

jonathan is so fucking stupid wdym it is for mina's best interest to keep her out of the dracula loop when she is clearly the only one with critical thinking skills? are you insane? what an idiot van helsing needs to sock that nerd

honestly so funny on the re-read. dracula being described as "lizard-like" as he scampers up the walls of his castle is such silly imagery and van helsing is such an iconic freak. tfw your fiancé dies tragically and mysteriously and this weird german man asks if he can saw her head off and put a stake through her. so iconic. also mina is my QUEEN she is such a girlboss id fall in love with her too upon meeting her