Cpt Hawk’s Reviews > The Femme Mystique > Status Update

I know I'm drawing close to the end but ahhh I don't want to. I've really loved this anthology. Hot damn. Warm darn. Yeehaw.

how is it. how is it?? i've somehow elevated in whoreish-ness. my apologies to everyone who reads these updates except kate and alyssa, who i imagine are used to it now

In "The Care and Feeding of a Femme":

"Another noteworthy femme-lover tip: femmes are moved by dramatic interpersonal struggles. (Work this.)" MY BROTHER IN HOMOSEXUAL CHRIST--

oh wait that's right. that's right that's right there's that stereotype of butches being emotionally incompetent and unaware ... forgot that was a thing ... this book makes a little more sense now

I've said it once elsewhere, I'll say it again here: butches sound like puppies that have been kicked in the head and femmes sound like they'll start blowing things up if you don't pay attention to them when they want you to. Why are butches so depressed?? Femmes have so much *joy* and tenacity and its seeming to be a trend. Wtf. I'm not miffed but I *am* confused, particularly about the butch brain now

ah yes, the most essential part of any lesbian anthology: the porn <3

useless lesbian this, useless lesbian that--get ready for "stopped doing gym at 10 because i couldn't stop staring at tits and yet didn't know Why"

i can smell the 5 star review already lol