Oona’s Reviews > Clarissa, or, The History of a Young Lady > Status Update

"Only that all men are monkeys more or less, or else that you and I should have such baboons as these to choose out of is a mortifying thing, my dear." 💀

In this economy, I wish my parents would introduce me to a rich man

Classy if rich, trashy if poor: grounding your child for refusing to marry and communicating only via letters