Birdie’s Reviews > Hunted > Status Update

His lips were soft and warm, and he tasted like Doritos and Mountain Dew, which wasn't as nasty as you might think.

Uh, I have made out with someone after eating Doritos, and it's not a good aftertaste, and neither is Mountain Dew.

Fun Fact: Doritos and Mountain Dew are the official food of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Which is funny because this book predates that.

"I wish Dracula hadn't let everyone come between him and Mina. He should have bitten Mina, made her like him[...]"

Excuse me, made her like him? I can either take that to mean, "make her a vampire", or "force her to love him." Neither is an opinion people normally have after reading Dracula.

Wait, Dracula is one of Zoey's favourite books, despite the fact in an earlier book she angrily stated that Bram Stoker wrote Dracula as some kind of anti-vampire propaganda?
Come on. Continuity. It's not that hard.

More recapping it seems. Sigh.

Brown pop. I needed some brown pop in the worst way.

I've never heard that phrase used outside of a sexual setting before. Also, brown pop? Still? Come on, call it cola at least.

My main pet peeve: "Ohmigod."

It's not a word. Stop using it as a word.

I think she's Vamp PoetLaureate materal, and a major improvement over our last one," Erik said.

Yeah, I think anyone would be an improvement over that gross, ephebophile. (I wonder at what book they just conveniently forget all about Loren ever existing. I predict that there's at least one book where they don't mention him.)

Everyone knew the Twins' parents were rich. Okay, not Aphrodite rich, but still.

Uh, this is the first time it's been mentioned that the Twins both have rich parents.

They'd bought me boots for my birthday that cost almost $400.

Oh, you mean the boots you totally disregarded and considered trash because they had snowflakes or something on them, and were therefore a "birthmas" gift? Fuck you.

Oh god, now she's making out with Erik again.