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(In the sewers)
“We call these snotsicles,” says Barry, pointing out the stalactites brushing against our helmets.
— Jan 20, 2015 02:16AM
“We call these snotsicles,” says Barry, pointing out the stalactites brushing against our helmets.
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the_cat
is 53% done
I stop and button up the top of her coat. Spidery wrinkles radiate from her lips but her eyes haven't aged. From a distance we are mother and son sharing an intimate moment. Up close we are a stuttering monosyllabic tragicomedy played out over fifty years.
— Jan 19, 2015 04:19PM

the_cat
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“Isn't there something you can tell me; something I should be doing?”
He looks at me quizzically. “You want some advice?”
“Yes.”
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Then he's gone.
— Jan 18, 2015 04:06PM
He looks at me quizzically. “You want some advice?”
“Yes.”
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Then he's gone.