Elmira’s Reviews > Monarchs, Murderers and Mistresses > Status Update

Omg queen Elizabeth I was born today and queen Elizabeth ii “died” tmrw this is so beautifulllll full circle. Even thought tomorrow will be the worst day of my life all over again my best friend left this world🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

I’m a mess. My poor baby George iii wanted to abdicate after the stupid Americans declare independence how could they hurt my king like that. Then he said he would be the first to welcome the us as an independent power. HES MY EVERYTHINGGG I needed to save him. This is a sign that america should get back together with Britain. Always be dependent on others🥰

This book now brings me great pain it keeps bringing up William and Mary and I’m just reminded each time that there will be no William nor Mary in the next four years of my life

This POOR MAN Fredrick, son of George ii of England, died because a cricket ball😭then his dad wrote “I have lost my eldest son, but was glad of it” HE COULDNT CATCH A BREAK

Uranus was discovered on this day and named after George iii but then it was renamed to model greek and Roman mythology like other planets. George iii really is a victim he lost everything; his mind, america, and a planet

I thought this fact was so progressive so I had share🤩🤩🤩the year is 1308 and Edward ii asks his gay lover to organize his coronation which his 16 year old bride will also be attending (the gay lover almost gets murdered at the event but anyways👀)

CHARLES I OF ENGLAND WAS ONLY 4 FOOT 7 NO ONE CAN EVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NY HEIGHT🤬🤬🤬of course the literal short king was the one that got beheaded this is targeting against my people

I don’t do updates on this but I just had to share this😭when George V was on his deathbed his doctor purposely injected lethal drugs in him because they wanted to make sure his death would be in the “prestigious” morning papers and not the evening ones😭these people🤦🏻‍♀️