Rai (is hard to please)’s Reviews > Faking with Benefits > Status Update

THE WEDDING INVITATION AND THE TEN YEAR PLANNNNN

UGH THEYRE SO CUTE I HATE THEM

“I sometimes still can’t believe that I can do this. That I can make one person — let alone three people — so happy, just by being me. It’s a surreal feeling.”

Ik the feeling, sis

Damn right u don’t need that designer bitch 👏👏

LAVENDERRRRR
YES WE SAVED THE BABY GAY

“update: we got married ♥”

AWEEE STFUUUU

“Everyone you love will hurt you, in some way. Most of them, I hope, will do it by accident. Some of them will do it on purpose. Don’t let them win by letting it harden you. Stay trusting. And hopeful. Fall in love again, and again, and again. It’ll be okay. I promise. And ladies, pee after sex.”

:)

“I thought Emery had a low exclusion rate because there weren’t any issues with bullying here. But they’ve just been sweeping everything under the rug, because they don’t want to make the school look bad!”

Well… duh.
Where tf u been? We all been knew.

“Listen,” he says quietly. “You can’t put that stuff online.” 
I check my nails. “Can’t I?” 
“No!” His eyes are wide. “For God’s sake, I was a kid!”
“So was I. That didn’t stop you from making my life a living Hell.” 

She never misses.

“Is it blackmail if he deserves it?” I say slowly.
“Yes, Layla,” Luke sighs, sounding exhausted. 
I stretch out my legs, considering my glittery pink toenail polish. “I don’t think I care,” I decide. 

ME NEITHER BITCH
GO GET THEM RECEIPTS
IF WE GOIN TO JAIL WE GOIN TOGETHER

“I can’t promise I won’t hurt you,” I say levelly. “I’m sure I will. But I promise that when I do, it will never, ever be on purpose. And I’ll find some way to fix it. I will.” 

Can he BE any more perfect?