Rai (is hard to please)’s Reviews > The Magic of Discovery > Status Update

“Tears leaked from my eyes, but my hands were still covering the majority of my face.”

Horns??

“Sprinting down the hall... okay, I mean, really, it was more like a brisk walk. I don’t sprint. Especially not without serious boob support, I’m not a masochist.”

The singular relatable thing she’s said so far

“I thank the stars every morning, Sprout. I thank them for bringing us here, bringing us to you, and I’ll never be able to get enough.”

These declarations are just so unearned

“Gotta feel your mouth, Sprout.”

Top three least sexy names to moan during sex:

“Coating him in my cream.”

I’m banning that word from erotica

“Especially as I felt pressure against my ass seconds before Kai sank his finger deep inside.”

No.
I almost liked you, Kai. And then you went straight to anal without clearing it with your partner.
Men.

“So when my little witch showed up with sticks of dynamite and started demolishing that wall around my heart, and I let her, I knew she was different, I knew she was mine.”

Do I need to say it again? Nah.

“These touches, they weren’t meant to arouse; they were meant to express gratitude and to bring all of us back down from the impossible heights we’d just reached together.”

Didn’t expect this to incorporate sumn resembling aftercare, but kudos ig

“Right now, though, I felt vulnerable, like she was peering into my soul, seeing all my scars and deciding if I was still worth something.”

You’ve had ONE borderline sentimental discussion

“My heart pumps blackness through these tainted veins.”

Annnnd
He ruined it