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Derek Cook
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The craving inside of me is to be clutched at by some dead girl. To put my ear to her chest and be hearing nothing. Even getting munched on by zombies beats the idea that I’m only flesh and blood, skin and bone. Demon or Angel or evil spirit, I just need something to show itself. Ghoulie or ghosty or long-legged beastie, I just want my hand held.
— Nov 22, 2022 10:56AM
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Derek Cook
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An airplane is just so many rows of people sitting and all going in the same direction a long ways off the ground. Going to New York’s a lot the way I imagine going to Heaven would be.
— Nov 27, 2022 05:25AM
Derek Cook
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…the only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn’t it just lie there and rot?
— Nov 26, 2022 04:50AM
Derek Cook
is on page 151 of 289
The skeleton is just a way to keep your tissue off the floor.
— Nov 25, 2022 11:03AM
Derek Cook
is on page 186 of 289
I shouldn’t be out on a date with a lovely and angry Fertility Hollis even if I killed her brother and she has the secret hots for my voice on the phone at night but can’t stand me in person.
— Nov 23, 2022 06:36PM
