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Nicky is 9% done

Oh piccolo gnorri, non so neanche perchè, ma il tuo "Da?" mi era mancato!

— Jan 03, 2015 10:45AM

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Nicky is 51% done

Reading the sex scenes with Nick's POV...

#pendulousbreast

#I CAN'T.

— Jan 03, 2015 03:02PM

Nicky is 43% done

But she is a little strange. You should not sit close to her. Her eyelashes look like giant spider legs. It is hard to concentrate on what shje is saying when those long black things are creeping close to you.

I SERIOUSLY CAN'T. SOMBODY STOP HIM.

— Jan 03, 2015 02:52PM

Nicky is 34% done

No, Nick, non è normale regalare una macchina per Natale. Non entusiasmarti troppo. #poveropuppy

— Jan 03, 2015 02:39PM

Nicky is 25% done

SPIDERLASHED LADY.

Adoro quest'uomo xD

— Jan 03, 2015 11:26AM

Nicky is 25% done

She has very long eyelashes, like the legs of a spider.

Che bei paragoni che fai, Nick #lol

— Jan 03, 2015 11:25AM

Nicky is 23% done

I am in charge of protecting my sweet Daisy so that she can give me all her tender love.

Nick. You little perv!

(P.S. Ma quanto è bono Jim Parsons in questa gif?!)

— Jan 03, 2015 11:05AM

Nicky is 20% done

She tells me she cannot drive yet because she has no license and unlike lingerie or fur coats, I cannot buy her one.

A quanto vedo la tua fissa per le mutandine non è ancora passata...

— Jan 03, 2015 10:56AM

Nicky is 14% done

Okay, that's disgusting.