Sandra’s Reviews > When Ryan Came Back > Status Update

"Was it a crime to run around town solving mysteries."

Probably.

"I don't think your parents will be bothered by [you being gay]. If anything, your mom will take you shopping to get you to see what crystal goes best with her outfit."

"Accounts of your popularity are greatly exaggerated."

"Ryan lay on his stomach ... on the bed, his legs angled over his back so his heels dangled over his shoulder blades."

So... Ryan is a human contortionist?

"Um, also, while I'm here [to ask a question]," I said in the least inconspicuous way imaginable.

"Go be dead somewhere else."

"It was school. We were all the perpetrators and victims of cruel teasing."

So true.