Clare Snow’s Reviews > My Life as a Hashtag > Status Update

"All these people pay lip-service to the fact that the human brain isn't fully developed until you're in your mid-twenties, but as soon as a teenager steps out of line, does something regrettable, everyone comes down on them like a ton of bricks."

The media outside her house? It must be the slowest news day the world has ever seen. From comedy to farce. I dunno Gab Williams, do you take it too far?

How did the whole school know immediately who Anouk was? Not everyone would know her nickname and it wouldn't be her facebook name.

"Like water in a bucket."

This is fucked. I thought I was reading comedy.

So that's unfortunate.

Why doesn't she just tell Anouk? Pretty sure she'd laugh even harder.

This is hilarious MC, why aren't you laughing??

"Of course, I was too old for Disney, but I gallantly decided that I was prepared to make an exception and go and have the most awesome time ever; do the old man a favour."

So generous MC, so selfless.

"A gift from Grandy to Anouk and me, all these years later."

Something's about to go down...

"He's just not that into you."

I'm glad someone told her that.