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HOLY SHIIIIIIIT..... this is so crazy. Rachel is begging Tobias to become human, because she loves him. They can't hold hands or dance or go to the movies.... But Tobias cannot leave Rachel to be an Animorph without him. He wouldn't be able to fight with them. He would be useless. THIS IS SO TRAGIC OH MY GOOOOOOD

I KNEW TOBIAS WAS A LIL FRUITY. I MEAN HE’S IN LOVE WITH RACHEL BUT SHE’S A BOY EAGLE BUT HE THINKS SHE’S HOTTER AS THE EAGLE.

NO SON OF MINE IS HETERO