Elithanathile’s Reviews > Everything In Between > Status Update

// Author, you’re being fucking obnoxious! Some people hate having their name shortened, so stop doing it to every fucking character!! You are being obnoxious as fuck!!!

// This author is making me really despise her right now because she’s making me angry!! This author is being really fucking obnoxious … I mean really fucking obnoxious! She gives characters beautiful and wonderful names, and she keeps butchering them just so she can shorten them into nicknames, and they are the ugliest names on earth, like what the fuck!! I cannot stand this author right now!!

// Why do Americans always have to fucking shorten everyone’s names?! It is such a fucking obnoxious habit! Author, are you completely incapable of handling someone’s full name?! Stop fucking around and stop shortening everyone’s names!! It’s fucking obnoxious!!

// The book is very sweet so far but I fucking hate that the author shortened Caleb’s name like that!! I fucking hate it and I find it so incredibly obnoxious and aggravating!!

// What the fuck is this author doing with constantly saying that the main character has to wipe his drool … OK, we fucking get it, he likes the other MC! You don’t have to keep using the same concept every fucking time, because now you’re making it sound like he has a medical condition that he needs to go get fixed! It’s obnoxious, you’ve killed the donkey, move the fuck on!!

// I cannot stand it when authors shorten already very short names! It’s just so fucking obnoxious and it just makes me so fucking irritated! It’s weird, it’s fucking obnoxious, it’s aggravating, and it can sometimes be really ignorant!! Just fucking stop already!! It’s not fun, it’s not cute, it doesn’t make you hip or cool, it makes you fucking annoying and really fucking obnoxious!! Stop!!

// It irritates the ever loving fuck out of me when authors - especially Americans - have such a fucking obnoxious habit of shortening wonderful and beautiful names! This author fucking gives her main character a beautiful name and then being fucking obnoxious about it, has destroyed it with something disgusting and weird like Leb! Why?!? Do that in your own fucking private life; stop fucking doing that in books!!!

// This author better not fucking pissed the crap out of me!! Author, don’t fucking do it!!

// The police show up and you refused to press charges or even identify who beat the crap out of you? I don’t fucking understand why authors have to so obnoxiously and disgustingly fuck around with this garbage, it pisses the fuck out of me, and now I’m incredibly pissed at the author!!

// I’m fucking angry now because he doesn’t want to press charges against his brother or his father who both essentially beat the shit out of him and threatened to kill him for being gay! WTF!!