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Catherine
is 87% done
“Please, Drew? I just want everything to be perfect . . . and what if I want a lollipop during the delivery, and you go to get me one, and then I have the baby while you’re gone? You’ll miss it.” Tears course down her cheeks like two little tributaries. “I couldn’t bear it if you missed it.” Hahahaha. Oh Kate.
— Sep 23, 2014 07:17PM
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Catherine
is 63% done
If you fill a tire with too much air, push it past its limit, do you know happens? It explodes.
— Sep 23, 2014 10:40AM
Catherine
is 52% done
“Don’t let what Matthew said get to you. It’s only natural that he’d back Drew up—just like I’d help you bury the body, even if it was my own dear mother we were tossing into the ground.” - Delores Jesus, Delores. Bahahahahaha
— Sep 23, 2014 10:02AM
Catherine
is 32% done
Asshole. Bastard. Cocksucker. Ear fucker/Eater of ass, Fuckface. Gooch. Herniated intestine. Infected dick cheese. Jerk off. Kooch. Leaky discharge. Molester of llamas (bahahaha). Nutsack pullet. Orca fingerer (lmao). Pillow biting pansy. Queef Rim job. Smegma eater (omfg LOL). Testicle licker. Urinary tract infection. Vagina. Whoreboy. Xtra absorbent maxipad. Yeasty seepage. Zithead.
LMAO.
— Sep 23, 2014 08:54AM
LMAO.
Catherine
is 27% done
Drew Evans doesn’t burn bridges. He sets dynamite to them. Decimating the bridge, the mountains it connects, and any other living thing unlucky enough to be within a fifty-mile radius.
— Sep 23, 2014 08:14AM
Catherine
is 26% done
Oh, I just love how epic their misunderstanding is. LOL.
— Sep 23, 2014 08:09AM
Catherine
is 6% done
'Don’t check the title. You’re in the right place. This is still the Drew and Kate show. It’s just twisted around. Messed up. Welcome to Oz, Toto. It’s a fucked-up place to be.'
— Sep 23, 2014 06:47AM
