Rai (is hard to please)’s Reviews > The Last Olympian > Status Update

“After three thousand years, you think the gods can change their nature?”
“Yeah,” I said. “I do.”

“All hail, Perseus Jackson,” Tyson said. “Hero of Olympus…and my big brother!”

:)

“And you shall have a new…um…what kind of weapon would you like? A sword? An axe?”
“Stick!” Tyson said, showing his broken club.
“Very well,” Zeus said. “We will grant you a new, er, stick. The best stick that may be found.”
“Hooray!”

Did we just… pull an Achilles X Patroclus?

“With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”

I AGREE.

“It was one of those typical ‘and-so-they-died/the-end’ stories that always made us demigods feel warm and fuzzy.”

Pfff

“I am here because when all else fails, when all the other mighty gods have gone off to war, I am all that’s left. Home. Hearth. I am the last Olympian.”

“Give me a break. I don’t have Tyson cleaning up after me.”

You have two working hands, Perseus.

“They have been fighting him for days now, trying to slow him down. But Typhon is marching forward—toward New York. Toward Olympus.” I let that sink in. “How long until he gets here?”

Lemme get this straight… they waited until NOW to notify Percy about Typhon bc they “didn’t want to ruin his summer”?? And now we only have 5 days left before he comes knocking??

“We need to keep our eyes open for a silver necklace with a scythe charm. If Kronos had one, the spy probably does too.”

Yes, let’s tell everyone—including the spy—exactly how to identify said spy. Genius.