Taylor’s Reviews > Breaking Dawn > Status Update

I’ve slowly stopped being able to stand Jacob

“You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?”

Bella is so not like other girls that she’s actually not like other vampires either. True love wins <3 :)

This book never fails to be baffling

Oopsies I got the the “women are only reproductive systems and nothing else and if they can’t do that they’re broken” part

Wait isn’t Stephanie Meyer a Mormon? Or am I losing my mind. I need to look this up real quick. I looked it up. She is in fact a Mormon

***mild spoilers

Why do they not just actually enter a poly relationship? Bella loves them both, Edward and Jacob are both fine with it. Like I know poly relationships didn’t exist in media really yet but like. Why not.

I don’t remember exactly what page I left off on but I just needed to put this into the world. Consider this a trauma dump. I got to the part where Bella realizes she’s pregnant. I am. Viscerally uncomfy

Horny jail for both of them