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"That doesn't look like a Corona."
"It's Samuel Adams. Just plop that lime slice right in when you're ready." As if it's the same thing! That waitress should be shot...or not tipped. Whatever.
— Sep 04, 2014 11:37PM
"It's Samuel Adams. Just plop that lime slice right in when you're ready." As if it's the same thing! That waitress should be shot...or not tipped. Whatever.
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"Let our waiter go," Will said.
I felt like the Israelites being bargained for by Charlton Heston. Only this guy could eat Yul Brynner.
— Sep 05, 2014 10:32PM
I felt like the Israelites being bargained for by Charlton Heston. Only this guy could eat Yul Brynner.
Otila
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I HATE reasonable people when you're trying to work up a good hate.
— Sep 05, 2014 09:32PM
Otila
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Maybe masturbation should be my main squeeze. I know I couldn't have taken my hand to my prom, but maybe an occasion hotel room may make me feel special. Maybe I'll buy my hand a glove.
— Sep 05, 2014 08:47PM
Otila
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He's too cute to be jealous of. Maybe I'll just pee in his shampoo.
— Sep 04, 2014 11:24PM
Otila
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Thank fuckin' God the Village People did NOT stay at the Waldorf Astoria. Not only would the song be longer, but I really think some of those idiots would sprain their bodies attempting to spell the damn thing out!!!!!!!!
— Sep 04, 2014 10:08PM
Otila
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Why were men so horny? We'd fuck a mailbox if we could figure out how to make it enjoyable.
— Sep 04, 2014 09:28PM
