Ryan H.’s Reviews > Parachutes > Status Update

I simply do not know anymore. So much stuff happened so quickly that it reminded me of a time in my life when I was like 8 years old. At my house, out of nowhere, my dog just went missing. 5 minutes later the fridge is broken, like 10 minutes later my door somehow got looked from the outside. And finally my dog returned with a dead rabbit. It was the first time in my life I was truly bamboozled.

It seems that Jay and Claire have now broken up because it looks as if Jay has been cheating on her. In my opinion though, Claire should have seen the problem way before. She already broke up with him once cause he seemed to be cheating but got back with him. That is literally like putting poop back in your butt.

Jay and Claire are having some issues, and it is not looking so hot for them, however Jay asked for a second chance, which Claire may or may not give.

Florence out of nowhere says how she is the illegitimate daughter of her father, which isn't a big deal, but it is really hard for her friends to get a grasp of the situation.

It looks like Emma and Claire are starting to get along now, which is nice though it happened from the situation that literally no one on this disgusting polluted planet could even think of. But it happened.

I hate that so many people think that Dani is faking about being raped, i understand you might have a few suspicions, but for you to just completely deny it is just brain dead and stupid. However I hate the teeny tiny stereotype that men kind of ignore rape cases on women, because that's just completely and utterly not true.

Mrs. Wallace, the absolute nonce said that the Chinese students should speak English 100% of the time, which is just wrong in every way. But anyway Claire actually decided to stand up against it and tell the headmistress, (with Dani obviously). And it actually worked, Mrs. Wallace got suspended for cultural imperialism and discrimination.

Mr connelly did an oopsie and tried to sexually harass Dani. I'm honestly not that surprised, he always made weird comments every now and then, but was still a little bit shocking. And I feel really bad for Dani because she's probably gonna think, "He was just drunk, he didn't mean anything by it." When true he may have been drunk, but that doesn't justify anything.

Mr. Connolly offered private coaching to Dani, which is definitely something to be stoked about because he got 13th place internationally at debating at just 19 years old. However he said he would do it for free, which is kind of weird.

I just don't understand why Dani doesn't absolutely destroy Heather at this point, and I mean that as in fists. Heather has constantly been cheating and being a sick fraud. Where I come from doing crap like that will get your skull caved in.