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“We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.”

Might have to adopt this philosophy. I haven’t burned nearly enough bridges in over 2 decades

“Cursed Penhallow,” Piper added, her form becoming even wispier. “Cursed for what was taken.”
“I thought I was cursed because I was a fuckerneck.”

“Many things went through his head when he saw that she was asking him to meet her near midnight, giving him just an address, and only 80 percent of them were filthy.
Clearly, he was growing as a human being.”

“I think that if you keep calling him ‘the Dickbag,’ you can’t also act like you’re a matchmaking tween in a Disney movie.”
“I contain multitudes.”

“Did you miss my near decapitation out there?” he asked, nodding back out at the street.
Gwyn widened her eyes. “Wait, one of my dreams almost came true, and I didn’t get to see it?”