April’s Reviews > Fifty Shades of Grey > Status Update
April
is 29% done
Really, that contract? How can people say this is a romantic relationship?! Is there something I'm missing here? She can't even call him Christian, she has to refer to him as Sir. WTH is this!?
— Aug 20, 2014 05:53PM
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April
is 29% done
That should be "down there" not "done there" and "don't there" bahah stupid autocorrect
— Aug 19, 2014 12:08PM
April
is 29% done
Did George Takai edit this book, "oh, myyyyyy." I swear if Ana (is that her name, I can't even remember) says "oh, my" one more time!! Or "done *there*" uh can she not talk about her body parts in a non-elementary school way? Oh wait, even in elementary school kids don't say "don't there" any more. I'm waiting for her to say "he put his pee pee in my pee pee.."
— Aug 19, 2014 12:07PM
April
is 18% done
Finally, PERHAPS getting to the sexies? We'll see. So far I hate both characters with a passion. And I NEVER have vitriol like this for main characters, SUPER rare!
— Aug 02, 2014 07:03PM
April
is starting
That's right, I'm reading 50 Shades. I can hardly believe it either. Should be good for a few laughs, hopefully. So far (on chapter 2) both characters annoy the shit out of me.
— Jul 11, 2014 07:32PM
