Rai (is hard to please)’s Reviews > The Love Hypothesis > Status Update

“For looking at her like she was the beginning and end of his every thought.”

“Can you change your name, cauterize your fingertips, enter the witness protection program, and disappear?”

So when are we getting Sarah Helen’s book?

“Because I’m starting to wonder if this is what being in love is. Being okay with ripping yourself to shreds, so the other person can stay whole.”

“Who needs to know how to say ‘I love you’ in every language? People barely need it in one. Sometimes not even in one.”

I came here for a good time……

18+
“May I?”

“This might take a while,” she said apologetically, hating how thin her voice sounded.
“Fuck, yes.” His tongue swiped the entirety of her, a long, broad stroke. “Please.”

Dear GOD.
I’m fine.
I’m totally fine.

“You were a high-powered researcher, surrounded by students who hung on your every word. And you were answering a multiparagraph email with an uncapitalized no.”

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“How are you?”
“Good. Fine. I mean, I wish I were dead. But aside from that.”

HHHHHHH mood

“And then you get a chunk of cheese, and I get a real job that pays real money and the joy of saying ‘I’m not that kind of doctor’ when someone is having a stroke on my airplane.”

These are the goals I can get behind

“Adam had been anything but a jerk to Olive, but did accepting his help while he acted horribly toward her fellow grads make her a bad person?”

Sure. If said grads weren’t also assholes. Which they are. So.

i HATE when people impose their relationship timeline onto other people’s relationships