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"Don't trust your instincts. Every time you're uncomfortable and you get the option to sit something out, you sit it out. When your asshole gets tight, don't listen to your gut, 'cause you've filled it with shit." Man, I'd love to have a peek inside his brain. How does he come up with this stuff?
— Jul 29, 2014 01:23PM
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Inge
is on page 104 of 195
"Maybe next time you're thinking about getting shithouse drunk all night, don't."
"We were just having a good time and trying to meet people, you know?"
"Well, you don't need to get shithoused and go to Europe to do that. You're over six feet tall and your mom says you're funny. I'd say run with those two things and see where it gets you."
What a fucking champ.
— Jul 30, 2014 06:45AM
"We were just having a good time and trying to meet people, you know?"
"Well, you don't need to get shithoused and go to Europe to do that. You're over six feet tall and your mom says you're funny. I'd say run with those two things and see where it gets you."
What a fucking champ.
Inge
is on page 72 of 195
I was wearing a black and white tuxedo I'd rented from the mall; it was two sizes too big, but I chose it because the teenage salesman told me I looked "like a straight-up pimp with a degree in pimping" when I tried it on. My dad thought I looked like "a penguin with AIDS".
— Jul 30, 2014 03:47AM
Inge
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"I don't think you know what marriage means," he said, laughing again.
"I know what it means," I scoffed.
"I'm fairly certain you haven't the faintest goddamn clue."
"Fine, then tell me what it means."
"Son, I just worked fifteen hours, and I'm dog tired, and you don't have a single hair on your balls. I think that conversation can wait until one of those things changes."
— Jul 29, 2014 08:27AM
"I know what it means," I scoffed.
"I'm fairly certain you haven't the faintest goddamn clue."
"Fine, then tell me what it means."
"Son, I just worked fifteen hours, and I'm dog tired, and you don't have a single hair on your balls. I think that conversation can wait until one of those things changes."
