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“That witch!” she keeps yelling—so loudly that I’m afraid any minute Mr. G is going to come busting in here, thinking we have Charmed turned up too loud. “That black-hearted, back-stabbing witch! I’ll get her for stealing my man! I’ll get her!”

not my least favorite character saying this about my favorite one - rude ass mf

that last one was at 67% fyi

“The way I see it, I have nothing to lose. It’s not like things can possibly get any worse.

Tuesday, May 6, St. Vincent’s Hospital

 
Things just got worse. Very, very worse.”

…MIA WTF.

“If you don’t take me back,” Boris said, breathing hard— that globe had to weigh fifty pounds at least, and he was holding it OVER HIS HEAD—“I will drop this globe on my head.”

Sometimes I forget how insane this book is

“Paris. Or if P. Diddy got caught buying underwear at Wal-Mart. Or if Nicky and Paris Hilton got caught lying around in their Juicy Couture sweats on a Saturday night, watching National Geographic Explorer, instead of going out to party. It is simply Not Done.”

This ended so badly😭

THE SNOWFLAKE NECKLACE - why did I not remember that-

“Is it wrong of me to want to be my boyfriend’s property” I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT

“And rather than asking me whether or not I think my brother is going to ask you to the prom, I think you should ask YOURSELF something, and
that’s why a completely outdated, pagan dance ritual is so important to you.

 I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD AGREE WITH LILLY BUT HERE ME ARE