Chris, the Dalek King’s Reviews > Fall Apart > Status Update

i think you should get bonus points if the books makes you cry.

I swear i am being cock point blocked by this book. It's almost like it wasn't written to help me win points on a game.

(The story is interesting though. Not very point worthy, but interesting)

oh, come on! you work in a fucking sports store...where are all the fucking balls? The bats? the mits, cleats...something!!!

you know, kid, what is much better than french toast for breakfast? That's right, bacon and eggs! so why don't you get your mom to make you those instead.

*innocent smile* no ulterior motives here, folks. none

of course the first book i choose to read for the scavenger hunt is almost 500 pages. of course it is...