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And showed her that everyone could love.
But monsters? We loved a little harder.

The End

Ah, yes, hit me with one last "monster", why wouldn't you.


And, no, I'm not convinced of Ham loving Ash, let alone "loving harder".

RTC

Yet another decision done without her...

Also, what's his second surprise? That he wrote that piece of "poetry"? It ain't a shock, he wrote his initials below it, ffs.

“And if you win?” I asked nonchalantly.
She wasn’t going to win.
I always won.
“I want us to buy a house. I like our apartment fine, don’t get me wrong, but I want somewhere big and spacious.”

There is such a thing as being too braggy about yourself, Ham.
Who tf likes a dude that's constantly stroking his ego & incher with compliments to himself?

He made a quick exit before I could respond that nothing could persuade me a pregnant Aisling was a bad idea. Nix had never been hornier in her entire fucking life. I was on-call three times a day for d!ck duty, even though she was still working long hours at the hospital most days.

It's all about $ex for this guy, no joke, the first thing he says about her being pregnant... she's h0rny for his 1 inch

Ash is now straight up just pulling random "pieces of wisdom" by Fake French Lady & acting as if they apply to the situation.

Sister finds out her husband plotted her pregnancy without her consent and goes: AWWW, this is JUST WHAT MS. B MEANT THAT ONE TIME.

Like hell she did.



I'm so glad this is almost over, my brain hurts

“I can’t handle you anymore, but one day you’ll find a man who can.
And when you find him, mon cheri, you hold onto him, no matter what, for he will bend to your will, even though he’ll put up a fight.”
I opened my eyes, looked up at my husband of ten minutes, and smiled.
I feared no evil.
But I did fall in love with one.

Pretty sure Fake French Lady didn't mean "an abusive douche who plots your pregnancy"

And this book just got even more messed up...



SAM LITERALLY DECIDED ON HIS OWN TO GET ASH PREGNANT TO AVOID A WEDDING and acted as if it WAS AN ACCIDENT.



And we're to supposed to swoon? THE F U C K

Besides, as Sam had pointed out, he won our marriage in a card game. It was only fitting we would get married in the gambling capital of the world.
The symmetry of the narrative pleased me.
Two monsters, promising their lives to one another in Sin City.

1.Why is she still calling herself a MONSTER, didn't she accept she didn't do anything bad?
2. I can't handle hearing that word anymore, Shen ruined it

And here we were a week later, married in Vegas in front of our closest
friends and family. I’d always imagined having a grand, fancy wedding, but
as soon as I realized I was pregnant, I knew a massive wedding wasn’t what
I wanted. It was simply what was expected of me. What I really wanted was
to be married to the man of my dreams as soon as humanly possible.

SO she chose a cheesy Vegas wedding. K.

“When’s the last time you had your period?” Sam had questioned when
I closed in on a week of throwing up each morning and feeling miraculously better during the rest of the day. “Because we’ve been having $ex every day for at least nine weeks in a row now.”

Hilarious how Ham is the one to suggest Ash's prego, and it's not her figuring out she must be, seeing how she's a doctor/OBGYN wanna be.