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'Her beauty was what Elayne would have once she had ripened'

BLERGH does not do justice to the sound that just came out of my mouth, Robert pls don't talk about teenage girls like they're pieces of fruit

Honestly the lack of Rand in this thus far is *chef's kiss*

Had to check I hadn't skipped a book because apparently Perrin's the protagonist now??? I mean I ain't complaining because Rand's about as enigmatic as a soggy piece of bread but still