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"I've decided to do absolutely nothing today," I say.
"I see," says the Kangaroo. "Silly me, I thought that was yesterday's plan."
"Nah," I say. "I just didn't do anything yesterday. But I hadn't planned not to do anything."
— Jan 16, 2022 04:44AM
"I see," says the Kangaroo. "Silly me, I thought that was yesterday's plan."
"Nah," I say. "I just didn't do anything yesterday. But I hadn't planned not to do anything."
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"Have you heard of Dr. Jefgeni Weitz? He developed a vaccine in the 60s, which could've immunized the whole world against the common cold. But before he could go public, he was murdered by the cough drop industry!"
"I knew the story," I say.
"Oh yeah?" asks the Kangaroo. "Did you tell it to me?"
"I have actually come up with it," I say.
"Doesn't make it any less true," says the Kangaroo.
— Jan 16, 2022 11:22PM
"I knew the story," I say.
"Oh yeah?" asks the Kangaroo. "Did you tell it to me?"
"I have actually come up with it," I say.
"Doesn't make it any less true," says the Kangaroo.
