♠ TABI⁷ ♠’s Reviews > Matchsticks > Status Update

skimming through the rest of this so I can roast it in one sentence

gonna finish this today but goodness this was NOT what I wanted from this retelling lmao

when I said spice I meant GOOD spice not that parody

'irresistible. She couldn’t say no to him any more than she could go hungry for years and turn down a big slice of sweet potato pie.'

ahahahaha WHAT

'Who knew that wings could be so arousing?'

'It seemed that he had a hereto unknown possessiveness.'

my dumbass read that as "hetero" but y'know either way works and translate out the same

it's sad it's written the way it is because this concept is god tier but the writing is peasantry

idk why but the way these ogre characters are described and treated is . . . racist??

forget winged frost man; I want his wolf-like body guards

'As much as he wanted to chain her to the bed so that she could not escape him, he knew that would be unwise.'

omg he's such a feminist icon wow look at him