♠ TABI⁷ ♠’s Reviews > Covid Claus is Coming to Town > Status Update

Then, Covid Claus tossed his hat to Dr Mistletoe, and said, ‘Something to remember me by.’

NO HE DID NOT

'‘Yes,’ he nodded. ‘I’m going to make you cum like you’ve never cum before.’
‘YES DADDY COVID CLAUS,’ screamed Dr Mistletoe and she ripped away all her clothes to reveal her naked body to him'

'her beating heart making her tits thrash all over the place'

'‘FREEZE, INTRUDER!’ she echoed.
‘Ho ho oh no!’ said the hardened criminal.'

AHAHAHAHAHA HO HO OH NO is gonna be what I'm saying all season at any minor inconvenience

'Instead, Dr Mistletoe drank away her feelings and watched YouTube videos about Minecraft until way into the night.'

'Ho ho ho, she thought. She certainly felt like a ho ho ho, with what she was making that poor porcelain Santa do to her.'

ma'am if you can't get homegrown there's always store-bought solutions to fix your problem

'a feeling erupt inside of her reminiscent of two freight trains colliding inside a narrow tunnel (the tunnel in this instance being her vagina)'

gee I wasn't sure what that tunnel was thanks for the clarification

'No, it was the animals she spent most of her alone time with. And it wasn’t like she could do anything sexual with them. Not again.'

'It had been so long since Dr Mistletoe had felt the electrifying effects of a clit-ticklingly enjoyable cumming session. In fact, she struggled to even remember when her last one had been, which was just depressing because she had a really good memory.'