•° Whimsy Fairy °•’s Reviews > Shared > Status Update

Shut up I just came up with the best pickup line to get the dudes everrr- Roses are red, Violets are blue, life may be hard, but so are you- T○T

I literally just made a screech mixed between a pterodactyl's and a hyena's- HUNTER IS A FUCKING ARTIST. GODDAMN. My respect for him just TRIPPLED. I am EXTREMELY atracted to artistic people- wtf it's 3 am and I can't be making noises or my parents are gonna think I'm m@sturbating (I mean I might be-don't judge me this book is smutty asf-but they don't need to know that...)

They're all gonna fuck

This is totally gonna be a book that I only read at night and that I may or may not take a while to finish since I'm reading it on an online website and am reading it on my 7 year old tablet that I now only use to read romance novels.