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“This is the PCC Navy,” Delovoa blared again. “You are in violation of Section 1-2-3 of the 4-5-6 Protocol. Those found on the premises will be castrated using wooden forks. Then you will be fed a steady diet of alkaline hydration so that your piss burns where your dingalings used to be.”