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This is so awkwardly phrased: "If your thesaurus had an antonym section and you looked up the phrase 'shrinking violet,' her lush image would stare back at you."

"I looked utterly ridiculous in my borrowed garb. Gangsta Prep. Yo, word."

Yuck:

"No prob," I said. "I want to see the new Disney film anyway."

"The new Disney chick is a babe and a half," Shauna (a grown woman) said. "Their hottest since Pocahontas."

"Good to know," I said.