Rellim’s Reviews > Saint Nick > Status Update

Nick had always appreciated the beauty of sunrise and sunset. He also enjoyed the beauty of a Patriot missile slamming into the side of an enemy aircraft. He considered himself a complicated man.

He can give me whatever he wants for Christmas. Think I’ll just stay on his good side.

All you have to do is sit right here, slap the reins down on the rail, and say ‘take me home’.”