Camille’s Reviews > The Mischief of the Mistletoe > Status Update

“After a very cold half hour, it was universally agreed that enough greenery had been gathered. This decision was reached largely due to the fact that the footmen had ceased serving refreshments. The Dowager Duchess of Dovedale, wise in the way of men, knew that the best way to move her guests where she wanted them to go was to divert their source of food and alcohol.”

"Should be an amazing excursion, even if it is all a mad duck romp." "You mean a wild-goose chase?" "That too."