Kat’s Reviews > How to Bottom Like a Porn Star: The Ultimate Guide to Gay Sex > Status Update
Kat
is 90% done
I know there's light at the end of the tunnel, but still. Chapter 9 already!
"A Guided Tour Of A Pain-Free Bottoming Session Between Adam And Steve"
I think this book should've come with illustrations by Guilt Pleasure. Though the 'pain-free' part might prove a challenge for my favorite dream team.:)
— Mar 29, 2014 06:14AM
"A Guided Tour Of A Pain-Free Bottoming Session Between Adam And Steve"
I think this book should've come with illustrations by Guilt Pleasure. Though the 'pain-free' part might prove a challenge for my favorite dream team.:)
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Kat
is 70% done
Once again: you are not inserting your finger, you are DRAWING it in."
....but remember to use the Sexhalation Method when you do your Kegel exercises..
OR ELSE....
"Now that you have your finger up your ass, let's move on to step 5...."
— Mar 28, 2014 06:18AM
....but remember to use the Sexhalation Method when you do your Kegel exercises..
OR ELSE....
"Now that you have your finger up your ass, let's move on to step 5...."
Kat
is 40% done
I have a vested interest in keeping you guys alive. If you keep dying book sales will go down."
— Mar 27, 2014 02:45AM
Kat
is 35% done
When confronted with angry readers who criticize the author's informative stance on poppers and other drugs, rather than preaching complete abstinence:
"You must be confusing me with Ann Landers. She's the one who gives the kind of dried-vagina advice you're looking for."
— Mar 27, 2014 12:37AM
"You must be confusing me with Ann Landers. She's the one who gives the kind of dried-vagina advice you're looking for."
Kat
is 28% done
Butt anatomy: squinch that starfish!"
I'm sure Fun Family Crafts doesn't mind me borrowing their sea stars.
— Mar 26, 2014 09:21AM
I'm sure Fun Family Crafts doesn't mind me borrowing their sea stars.
Kat
is 10% done
In other words, when you see a porn star bottom in pain, he's acting. He's not in any kind of pain: it's just an act to fulfill the viewer fantasy."
NOOOOOoooooooo! :'(
— Mar 26, 2014 08:59AM
NOOOOOoooooooo! :'(
