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Oh, Sansa! You're not dumb! There's that Stark snark I've been looking for!

Gangrene no good.

Robb Stark, strategic genius.

Man, Targaryons are like lice, they're on the wall, they're with the Dothraki, never know where they'll turn up.

How did Sansa miss out on all the smart genes? Also, why do I get the feeling that Catelyn Stark is going to suit up and smash some heads in battle?

Whelp, saw that coming.

Ya know, Lord Baylish, as much fun as court intrigue is, sometimes it pays to do the right thing and forget about the money.

He knows. She knows he knows. Shit's about to hit the fan.

I like that it's over halfway through the book and this is the first time I've actually seen the Iron Throne. Also, the thing makes the Doom of Damocles look cuddly.

Jon Snow is, literally, a clever bastard.