Rai (is hard to please)’s Reviews > You Deserve Each Other > Status Update

“I tried to keep him at a safe distance where he could only see the decent parts of me and it made us both miserable.”

Life lessons with Naomi Westfield

“I am behind the wheel of Nicholas’s Jeep that he bought without telling me and have entirely too much time alone with the disturbing revelation that I’m an asshole.”

took 👏 you 👏 long 👏 enough 👏

“‘You’re a fopdoodle.’
We both laugh. ‘I saw it on the Internet somewhere,’ I insist. ‘It’s a real word.’
‘Your mom’s a real word.’
‘Your mom’s a real bad word.’”

Does anyone else love when grown adults tease each other like middle schoolers or am I just a child in a 21 yr old body?
… Nvm don’t answer that.

“But I have no notifications because no one loves me and I’m a failure”

omg twinsies

“‘You’re going to figure out one of these days that I can tell when you’re starting to disassociate, and it’s the most heartbreaking experience I’ve ever had. It’s nonstop. It keeps on happening. I try to bring you back to me every time you go to leave, off into your own head where I’m not allowed.’
‘I don’t know what you’re talking about.’”

Him: *is vulnerable*
Her: “what time is it? it’s gaslight o’clock again!”