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But what would they have said to their Liaison? It's like this, Meg. We didn't like that Asia Crane, so we ate her.

Fine by me.

Simon walked into the front room of the Liaison's Office, and stared at the Wolf curled up on . . .

"What is that?" he asked, stomping snow off of his boots as he stepped toward Nathan.

[Mine,] Nathan replied.

"How did it get to be yours?"

[I am guarding, so it is mine.] Giving Simon a smug look, Nathan added, [I got cookies too.]

. . . even though humans claim to enjoy biting as foreplay, they only mean it when their partners don't have teeth of any significance.

Hahahaha.

She gave Meg the "woman down on her luck but she still has some pride" look she'd practiced in the mirror last night.

Top 5 Most Hateful Modern Villains (off the top of my head):

1. Dolores Umbrage
2. ASIA CRANE

Oh, do I really need to add to that list? Not really.

"All right." He tried to sound agreeable so that she wouldn't quit. Vlad hated doing the paperwork as much as he did when a human employee quit, which was why they'd both made a promise not to eat quitters just to avoid the paperwork.

Oh, Simon. So pragmatic.

"I don't have to be fair," he snapped. "You're in the Courtyard. Whatever rules humans have for employers, aren't my rules unless I say they're my rules. So I can hire you even though you don't have any idea what you're doing, and I can fire you for having stinky hair!"

Simon. LOL.

Ungh. I have this thing about creatures calling humans "monkeys." It reminds me of Christopher Walken in Prophecy (and he is SERIOUSLY creepy).