Rowan's Bookshelf (Carleigh)’s Reviews > Eclipse > Status Update

They spend an uncomfortable about of time talking about sex and whether they should have sex before or after marriage, which turns into a weird conversations about virtue. Somehow Edward actually get a bit of a teasing personality during this conversation. Finally

Literally the one thing Bella wants as a human is to fuck Edward. She has to ask this explicitly from him - and its very awkward. She is uncomfortable the whole time. Edward rejects her because he is a big prude and never has any fun, and of course she immediately tries to blame herself and consider herself unlovable. Pick a side Smeyer

Edward can read literally all the wolves minds at once. He finds this fascinating, describing it as a struggle between hive-mind and self. I have a feeling this is more of Smeyers "indigenous people cant think for themselves" thing. But I also think Edward is just being a little weirdo about it
Also yeah i have to admit Edward giving her heart bracelet and saying the similarities was cute ill give her one point forit

Cancel me again I do not think Jacob was out of line for trying to convince Bella to not turn into a vampire. The kissing thing was dumb, but again I attribute that to Smeyer trying to up the marketing for Jacob vs Edward - and to make Jacob look like the bad guy in every situation. Yes this is apologist for Jacob
Also Bella breaking her hand while punching Jacob for kissing her is HILARIOUS

Yes Jasper was actually in the confederacy and he was dumb enough to get horny for vampires and be turned. He like?? Trained other vampires in like a turf war?? I can zoned out tbh I dont care

Yes I do understand that Edward wants to make sure Bella is serious about becoming a vampire. No I do not understand why MARRIAGE is his way of affirming this. And no i do not understand why, if Bella is truly in love with him and wants to spend forever with him, she is AGAINST marrying him. Its dumb, just let them get married

I'm no expert in indigenous studies or stories or culture but I'm assuming everything in that Quileute legend is just bullshit. And it doesn't even explain anything about how theyre involved with vampire anyway so?? I'm not even bothering

When Jacob changes his for he has to carry his clothes in his MOUTH asdfasdf that's so fucking funny
He's also very curious about Bella and Edwards physical relationship. Like he keeps asking what they do, whether they kiss. Bellas somehow avoids an answer except for the kissing every time. Because Edward has no personality

In the first surprising twist, Edward is actually trying to get over his prejudice against Werewolves and letting Bella hang out with Jacob. P sure this is a ploy by smeyer to make Jacob look unreasonable, but I still stan him.

Jacob literally has to SAVE BELLA from the Cullens because they wont let her out of their sight. Like she's miserable with them without Edward while hes out hunting or something. Jacob has to take her from school where Alice cant chase after her and its so funny like GOOO GIRL BE FREE