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“It’s so silly,” he said. “All you do is get the heck out of your body when you die. My gosh, everybody’s done it thousands and thousands of times.”

“Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.”

“As a matter of fact, I’ve been known to take a perfectly normal rainy day as a personal insult.”

“She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing.”