Riley ’s Reviews > Into the Light > Status Update

(Evan & Chris) "If you're going to be gay, you have to learn the rules. You have to tell all your friends about your sex life. In graphic detail.[...] You don't have to pretend to be a gentleman. Also, you'll need to start wearing your pants a bit tighter-we want to see the goods. If you could figure out a way to develop a slight lisp, that'd be best I think."

"You are the worst gay-guide ever." ♥